Monday, April 30, 2012

...lumberjacks...

I was sitting at a table with some students working on homework for different classes after school.

Student 1:  The questions says:  Identify which group in Incan society had to pay the labor tax.

Student 2:  Aren't lumberjacks the people who carry axes and chop down trees?

Me:  Yes...but he didn't say lumberjacks.  He said labor tax.

Student 2:  Oh.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

...administrative assistant day...

So, apparently today is Administrative Assistant Appreciation Day.

Somehow the staff divided up the administrative assistants in the building with each PLC responsible for somehow showing our appreciation.

Long story short, our PLC was not fully aware of the occasion until part-way through the day.  Our PLC exchanged several emails about the situation and potential solutions...Truth be told, I have 33 emails in my inbox from this thread.  Here is a sampling of various comments:

Isn't Lisa technically our assistant because she takes notes for us?


I think a handmade card would be nice...followed by a nice pair of mittens made out of yarn...


Hmmmm...What do we know she loves?


She loves Andy.


I have chocolate chip goldfish.


I just looked it up and saw that May 16 is "Give the Oldest Member of Your Department a Hug Day."  Boy!  So many celebrations all near the same time!!


A few of us had a real conversation in the hallway to get down to business and figure out what we would seriously do.  I doctored up a picture we took earlier in the semester:

Disclaimer to Spanish speakers:  I know this is full of mistakes.
More comments via email after the picture was attached:

Why is the writing in French?


I hear she likes French, and French food is too expensive.


Oh we should get her French Fries.  Everyone loves those!!!


It was an interesting day...with seemingly non-stop email checking.  On my prep hour I had the picture printed, bought a frame, picked out a card, looked for a 100 Grand bar to tell our assistant that she is worth a 100 grand to us, couldn't find one, and settled for a Take 5 bar.

In the midst of the emails there was more discussion about what the guys were going to do for me.  It was suggested that I get myself something while I was out.  Well...I did.  I got myself a Take 5 bar.  When I told the guys how much they owed me to cover the cost, I included enough to cover that as well.

Everyone signed the card before another PLC member delivered this amazing gift of appreciation.


I had a meeting today.  When I returned to my classroom, I found a photo copy of the card (that I purchased, wrote in, signed, and took around to the rest of the PLC members) on my desk.  This was their gift to me.  Man do I feel appreciated...or at least I will once I get that cash back...

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

...progressive...

I had a student tell me that I remind them of FLO from Progressive commercials. Since I don't have TV, I had to do some You Tube searching...
How do YOU think I should interpret this?




...more vocab sentences...

My friends and I pillaged my closet that was filled with food.


Ummmm...does anyone else store food in their closet?  Or is it just this student?



The kid had a phobia of snakes ever since he saw one eat his dog.


Whoa!  Either that was one giant snake, or one tiny dog!



Vikings pillaged early towns by killing all in their way, and taking all the riches they could find.


So....the late towns were spared?  Maybe the Vikings had already passed through by the time they settled...



I feel no remorse for squishing bugs.
I know my last sentence was callous and weird, sorry.

No hard feelings...I'm not offended by killing bugs!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

...sarcasm...

I have a student who is convinced that I do not understand what sarcasm is.

He's been trying to teach me this afternoon.

While making these claims, he didn't seem to notice the surprised faces nor the contradictory comments made by others around him.

He might be right though; I could probably use some tips.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

...vocab sentences...

Here are some samples of vocabulary sentences that I graded today and thought you might enjoy.
(I'm not finished, so I may just have some more to post in the future...we can only hope...)

Hitler was a Jew that became notorious.


No offense to Japanese people, but I despise sushi.


Don't underestimate the wrath of Chuck Norris.